Sunday, September 19, 2010
A Serial Killer is Born...JOKES. @ 11:12 PM
Hm, had this half dream/half nightmare kinda thing last week which freaked the shit outta me ( COUGH, it was MEANT to scare me..but yeah, I actually found it quite interesting
" I did not just say that". Anyway I shall tell you about it :) Because it's fascinating and my dreams are awesome so HERE GOES:
Okay, so it starts in a forest ( I think in America ? Or Australia? ), okay not forest ( like a Blue Mountains type of bushy land) and my group and I were in the car...driving along. And this is where it gets weird, I was in the front seat with Steph..turned around talking to the rest..so WHO THE
#)*%_((u#w*$& WAS DRIVING THE CAR. Yeah, I find that scary, and it wasn't the future or whatever .. ==' , yes continuing, I looked out the windscreen and I saw a dead body ( a man ) hanging from a tree branch ( well, I mean dead by the way he was..like .. purplish white). So then I thought, okay...and I just kept on talking. AND THEN, we arrived at a clearing with heaps of police cars saying NYPD ( okay it's defi. America, except the policeman had Australian accents ). AND THIS PART IS JUST LIKE WTF, okay we look up and there are few trees surrounding us with dead people impaled horizontally onto branches...like meat on a kebab stick..AND I'M GOING TO STOP NOW BECAUSE I'M FREAKING MYSELF OUT. Oh, wait, and it turns out one of us did it, so, beware. TEE HEE. Scariest dream ever, hope I never have it again.
Well, since I just scared myself shitless, lets put something in funny :)
AHAHAH, Joey...:)
Favorite joey moment ( when he was on a quiz show, and he had to guess CREAM + MAYO)
[the first word is ‘cream’]
Gene: You put this in your coffee.
Joey: A spoon. Your hands. Your face!
Gene: It’s white!
Joey: Paper, snow, a ghost!
Gene: It’s heavier then milk!
Joey: A rock, a dog, the earth.
Gene: Pass!
[the second word is ‘mayonnaise’]
Gene: You put this on a sandwich.
Joey: Salami, anchovies, jam!
Gene: It’s white!
Joey: Paper, snow, a ghost!
Gene: It’s made from eggs!
BAHAH, yeah, just flash them Phebes.
AHAHAHHA, I REMEMBER ANGIE TALKING ABOUT THIS.
UNAGI ( by achieving Eel...cool)
LOL, after Chandler realised he hadn't had sex in a while.
Cee.